Real Brands |
7-Eleven

Kevin: What, 7-1-1?
Abby: It's 7-Eleven. |
Amazon

Ed: It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book. |
Cadillac

(The Cadillac quote was in a trailer but not in the movie)
Abby: You didn't disclose that the vehicle was going to be a hearse.
Patty: It's a Cadillac! |
Columbia University

Erin: And if my colleagues at Columbia University, Google my name, that is the first thing that comes up. Along with a ghost emoji now, thank you very much, that does a little dance. |
Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Patty: My uncle owns a funeral home, not a Enterprise Rent-A-Car. |
Google

Erin: And if my colleagues at Columbia University, Google my name, that is the first thing that comes up. Along with a ghost emoji now, thank you very much, that does a little dance. |
Macy's

Patty: Yo, was Thanksgiving like Halloween back in the 1920s? 'Cause that's a creepy ass Macy's Parade. |
Metamucil

Kevin: Uh, Conductors of Metamucils and stuff. |
Microsoft

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Nathan's Famous

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Papa John's Pizza

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Princeton University

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Pringles

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Reddit

Harold: Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit. |
Revlon

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Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus

Tour Guide: It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum first had the idea to enslave elephants. |
Sony

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Starbucks Coffee

Patty: You want to use the bathroom, there's a perfectly nice bathroom upstairs at Starbucks. |
Victorinox Swiss Army

Erin: Proton guns are all well and good, but sometimes you need the Swiss Army Knife. |
Woolworth's

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YouTube

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Fictional Brands |
Stay Puft

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