| Real Brands |
British Knights

Red: Man, listen, I would just appreciate it if both of y'all would take your shoes off. This is brand-new carpet. You're tracking mud in here. Matheson, you got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987. |
Days Inn

Dale: Go to the Days Inn downtown. Use a fack name. |
Dustbuster

Saul: And you hit me with a Dustbuster. |
Folgers Coffee

Matheson: Well looky here, Mr. Folgers! |
Quiznos Sub Shop

Saul: Why are we even here? This place is so f#$%in' scary!
Dale: At least I had an idea. You didn't have any ideas, so shut up!
Saul: That's not true! I had two ideas: "Nowhere" and "Quizno's" |