Coca Cola Bob: Hi, I'm Bob. I'm the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola Company. I'm here today to ask you to continue buying Coke. It's the drink you've been drinking for years. If you still enjoy it, buy it again soon. It's basically just brown sugar water. Haven't changed the ingredients much lately...so there's nothing new about that. Changed the can around a little bit, though. The colors are different and we've added a polar bear so the kids like us. Coke's very high in sugar. Like any high-calorie soda...it can lead to obesity in children and adults. That's it, it's Coke. It's famous, everyone knows it. I'm Bob. I work for Coke. And I'm asking you to not stop buying Coke. That's all. It's a bit sweet. Thank you.
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