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American Airlines

Alex: This is the American Airlines...
Ryan: It's a Concierge Key, yeah...
Alex: What is that, carbon fiber?
Ryan: Graphite.
Alex: Oh, God, I love the weight.
Ryan: I was pretty excited the day that bad boy came in.
Alex: Yeah. I'll say. |
Chuck E. Cheese's

Recently fired guy: How do you sleep at night, man? How? How's your family? They sleeping well at night? Electricity still on? Heat still on? Refrigerator full of food? Gas tank full of gas? Going to Chuck E. Cheese this weekend or something? Not me. No, my kids, we're not gonna do anything. |
Coca Cola

Craig: Coke and IBM have been doing this for years, all right. Are you familiar with them? |
Google

Alex: I googled you.
Ryan: You did?
Alex: It's what us modern girls do when we have a crush. |
Hertz Rent-a-Car

Ryan: Are you satisfied with Maestro?
Alex: Yeah, I am.
Ryan: A little stingy with their miles. I like Hertz.
Alex: No, Hertz keeps its vehicles too long. If a car has over 20,000 miles, I won't drive it.
Ryan: Maestro doesn't instant checkout. I like to park and go.
Alex: Hertz doesn't guarantee navigation.
Ryan: It's funny. You don't seem like a girl who needs directions.
Alex: I hate asking for directions. That's why I get a nav. |
Hilton

Ryan: Maplewood card. How dare you bring that into this palace?
Alex: Hilton offers equal value and better food, but the Maplewood gives out warm cookies at check-in.
Ryan: They got you with the cookies, did they?
Alex: Yeah. I'm a sucker for simulated hospitality. Hilton employee: We reserve priority assistance for out Hilton Honors members. |
IBM

Craig: Coke and IBM have been doing this for years, all right. Are you familiar with them? |
Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)

Ryan: Your resume says that you minored in French culinary arts. Most students, they work on the fryer at KFC, but you bussed tables at Il Picador to support yourself. |
MySpace

Ryan: I don't think a MySpace page qualifies you to rewire an entire company. |