Caroline's First Day
Martin: Oh, Sally Dalton works for Asda, thank you God!
Doctor 2: Yes!
Martin: Oh, f@#$ing brilliant, she wouldn't kiss me at school and now she works for Asda.
Doctor 2: Good!
Martin: That is poetic justice.
|Bounce Dryer Sheets|
Guy: It's a spare room, clean sheets.
Caroline: Oh no, I can't do that.
Guy: I use Bounce.
Caroline: I bet you do.
Doctor 1: It's always me, you know, servicing you.
Joana: Oh, servicing?! Oh God, you make me sound like a Ford Mondeo. Do you think I need my exhaust checking then?
Doctor 1: Martin, Conswala called, left a message urgent.
Doctor 1: Conswala? Your young Brazilian wife, something about your 1957 Jaguar being delivered.
Guy: Toblerone in the fridge.